Stateroom View |
Our Trivia Team |
We can practice people watching instead. Already we have encountered a few interesting
shipmates. We don’t mean to be catty but some personalities are clearly showing
as you spend a lot of time with a group of people. Who knows what they are
saying about us.
1. We were having dinner a few nights ago when we
first met “Morticia”. Escorted by her husband in a tuxedo this bleached blonde
entered wearing an evening dress and a mink stole, pounds of makeup including
ruby red lipstick and white 50’s style glasses. Has Halloween come early this
year? Both Doug and the fellow at the next table commented simultaneously about
this.
2. Next are Judy and we don’t know his name. The
first encounter was in the theater when they came in yelling at each other, he
stormed to the front stating loudly that was where he was going to sit and she
eventually went to the front row but did not take a seat next to him. The next
night they did the same thing but sat together, then left arguing in the middle
of the show. Next we saw them in Antalya yelling at each other in the market.
3. There is the cheating oriental golfer. She gave
us reason to watch when she keeps winning yet we see her take 3 and 4 strokes
per hole – we usually do it in 2. Today we learned her secret. She pretends to
have a practice round then stands near the activity co-ordinator
listening to the scores people are recording then knows what she needs to beat,
heads out on her round merrily writing her scores to match or beat. What a sad
lady. We keep thinking we should offer to keep score for her!
4. Then there is the lady souse who joined our
trivia team yesterday cause “I know all the answers” though she kept telling
Doug her head just wasn't clear when she didn't get any. Her “friend” – she
made that very clear – thinks he is a pianist and keeps making his way to the
piano in spite of being asked by the cruise personal to leave as the real
pianist will be “along shortly”.
5. And the cancer researcher from Melbourne
University who we have seen many times now laying baking in the sun by the pool
in his skimpy swimsuit.
Sunrise on the Mediterranean |
They told us there are 54 nationalities in the service
staff. They all have their names, area they work as well as country of origin. Interesting
that the majority of the waiters, busboys, room attendants, etc. are from
Central America (e.g. Nicaragua, Honduras), Asia (e.g. Indonesia, India) and
eastern Europe (e.g. Romania, Croatia) whereas the “higher” staff are from USA,
Britain, Canada, Germany and the like. There is apparently a large number of Canadians on board as guests.
We opted not to go to the Canadian get-together cocktail party a few days ago but
have met a few anyway.
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